[Event Post]

[thefifthmonarch]

::So you find Noriko standing in the park next to a blonde girl. Said girl is on her knees, holding her face and screaming.::

Comments

[beastkingnaoma]

"For a deity, you sure win your struggles ungracefully."

He hits you from behind with a folded up fan.

[thefifthmonarch]

... Owwwww. I was trying to win points on winning non violenttttllllyyyy.

[beastkingnaoma]

"that includes not leaving mental scarring!"

[thefifthmonarch]

It's not mental scarring when I'm trying to fry brainwashing!

[beastkingnaoma]

"I fried brainwashing without trauma!"

[thefifthmonarch]

Well good for you! I'm not Charles Altas!

[beastkingnaoma]

"You're a goddess! It should be simple!"

[thefifthmonarch]

... Huh?

[beastkingnaoma]

"you're a goddess. a deity. a higher existence."

[thefifthmonarch]

Jinn, you're married and I look like a kid. Stop hitting on me.

[beastkingnaoma]

smack smack smack with the fan.

"YOU ARE A SIMPLETON."

[thefifthmonarch]

owowow ow ow ow! I'm not stupid!

[beastkingnaoma]

"YOU MISS BASIC THINGS ALL THE TIME, DO YOU DRIFT OFF AND THINK OF SHOES OR SOMETHING."

[thefifthmonarch]

... Yes. Don't you? Also I think about things like Shiroko as a sexy scientist.

[beastkingnaoma]

"not during conversations."

[thefifthmonarch]

Bullshit.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Sorry I'm not as ditzy as you."

[thefifthmonarch]

... So!?

[beastkingnaoma]

"..So what, I'm saying don't drift off and jump to asinine conclusions!"

[thefifthmonarch]

Then listen to your own advice!

[beastkingnaoma]

"You're the one who thought I was hitting on you!"

[thefifthmonarch]

It sounded like you were!

[beastkingnaoma]

"I was reminding you that you're a goddess because somehow that fact drifts out of your empty little head!"

[thefifthmonarch]

... I'm a goddess!?

[beastkingnaoma]

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