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[thefifthmonarch]

So.

Uh.

Someone tried to kill me last night.

Comments

[memoryistime]

What.

[thefifthmonarch]

Some bimbo goth loli that wasn't Shiroko tried to off me with a Zombie Mill Deck.

[memoryistime]

Whyy...?

[thefifthmonarch]

Someone was paying her 100 Million Yen.

[memoryistime]

... And what exactly. Happened with this?

[thefifthmonarch]

She forced me into a Duel threatening to blow us both up and something about the spell automatically triggering.

She dragged me into a Duel. Milled me down to 9 cards in a single turn.

So I ended up one turn killing her with a Chaos Xyz.

[memoryistime]

... Wait, you beat her with a what?

[thefifthmonarch]

Chaos Xyz: Neutrino Strike Bounzer.

[memoryistime]

When'd you get that.

[thefifthmonarch]

I made it.

[memoryistime]

... whhhhy...?

[thefifthmonarch]

Boredom.
Onni asked me to.
Science.
SCIENCE!!!

And I figure fighting fire with fire is a good idea.

[memoryistime]

... Who?

[thefifthmonarch]

Dueling Assassin. Somehow they rigged Black Velvet's R&D Department with a bunch of structurally crippling bombs and someone provided them with some sort of power draining Dark Game feature.

[memoryistime]

I see.

Do they need to be disposed of?

[thefifthmonarch]

The Assassin, dump her in jail or whatever.

I have a pretty good clue who was paying her.

[memoryistime]

... I see. Very well.

[thefifthmonarch]

Be as rough with her as you want.

Though uh, she might be especially terrified if you go ghost.

[memoryistime]

... That is noted.

But I question why that, specifically.

[thefifthmonarch]

The Chaos Xyz I mentioning to Shian? Resembles your ghost form.

[memoryistime]

... I see.

Since you made it, I suppose I am rather flattered.

[thefifthmonarch]

[becomeanwarrior]

Are you alright!?

[thefifthmonarch]

Uh.

All my squishy bits are in the right place. So.

I guess?

[becomeanwarrior]

...Well, that's a relief.

I would have been there, but got held up with uh. Making sure your 'cousin' was all squared away.

What happened, exactly?

[thefifthmonarch]

See above. I got ambushed in my R&D Department working on that pet project we talked about.

Dark Game, Bombs rigged into the building, Deck Destruction Deck.

"Squared Away"?

[becomeanwarrior]

She needed her civvie identity...reinforced. Niyo and I uh... took care of it. Strictly speaking.

...It seems to have worked, judging by the rest of what you said.

[thefifthmonarch]

...

And what's her identity, in private?

[Private]

[becomeanwarrior]

She's your cousin. Similar tastes, not quite as well-off. She has a temper she tries to keep in check by lavishly pampering herself and by going to kickboxing classes, the anger makes her prone to memory blackouts.

She works for some jerk loan shark in Osaka, but has been thinking about finding other work recently.

Re: [Private]

[thefifthmonarch]

...

Maybe I'll just put her in charge of handling people who screw me over.

[beastkingnaoma]

That seems like a really low amount for killing you.

[thefifthmonarch]

I'm assuming they didn't know who I was.

They were also kind of a bratty idiot, maybe a first timer.

Private

[beastkingnaoma]

It was probably someone Moeko sent.

Re: Private

[thefifthmonarch]

Water is wet, the sky is blue, Shiroko is actually kinda skeezy deep down.

Tell me something I don't know.

Re: Private

[beastkingnaoma]

Sigh.

Re: Private

[thefifthmonarch]

Though I get the sneaking suspicion she's doing this not entirely of her own volition.

Since when has Moeko tried to kill me?

Re: Private

[beastkingnaoma]

..

I dunno I was under the impression she just didn't know how.

Re: Private

[thefifthmonarch]

What.

Re: Private

[beastkingnaoma]

She seems like she'd happily ruin you and try to steal your powers.

Re: Private

[thefifthmonarch]

... When'd she give off that vibe.

Re: Private

[beastkingnaoma]

Everytime I've ever spoken to her?

Re: Private

[thefifthmonarch]

Why did you never mention this to me.

Re: Private

[beastkingnaoma]

I thought it was obvious!

Re: Private

[thefifthmonarch]

It was never obvious!

Re: Private

[beastkingnaoma]

..Well now you know!