thefifthmonarch | (no subject)

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Ugh.

I can't believe how much friggin' useless make up I have. And I think I need a freaking haircut.

...If you thought it was useless... Why did you get it in the first place, Miss Wakahisa?

Because I was a goddamn moron?

...You were?

Looking back on it, I'm pretty sure I was. Really. Who wears perfume made from fish? I mean, come on.

When you put it that way, it does sound a bit silly, at least. But some people might like the smell of that.

Maybe. But really. Ugh. I think I'm going to give this stuff away. I really don't need it at all. Maybe some girl who needs to doll herself up can put it to use.

Maybe.

......How are you, Miss Wakahisa?

Feel real for the first time in a long time...

I feel...

I feel like playing baseball and football!

... I need a baseball hat. Why don't I have one?!

.......

Hah. Good luck trying to play either of those in the snow, at least.

... Or I could make snow angels.

And what exactly are you dotting at?

Nothing, really. You're just... Acting a bit different, that's all.

Decided I couldn't keep being a lie.

I feel a whole lot better, really.

...Alright. If that's the case... Then I'm happy for you, Miss Wakahisa.

Thanks. Apologies for acting like a total bitch, before.

You don't need to apologize. You act how you act, and it's not something anyone should get mad about.

Mmm. That isn't right. One's behavior angers people. I realize that now, and that I was wrong.

Doesn't anger me.

You're an exception to the rule, I think.

Possibly, but I don't see why people would be angry, just at how a person acts.

People get upset over things like that. And with me being such a pretenious bitch, they had every right.

Seems a bit silly, honestly.

Not really. Would you like to listen to some stupid girl who thinks she's better than everyone else ramble every day about how fucking perfect she is?

I wouldn't, and I was her.

I probably would, if only for the fact that she'd have someone to speak to, instead of a wall.

I deserved a wall. Nobody should have to listen to stuff like that. I'll probably be skimming through my closet later. Ughhhh.

If that's what you want to do, then that's what you should do then, Miss Wakahisa.

...Ah, we're going to have dinner, soon. I think I might need to cut this conversation short. Apologies.

I will.

Enjoy it. I think I'll be having chicken, myself.

Enjoy it as well, then. Thank you.

Oh, goodness. Who are you and what have you done with Wakahisa Noriko.

I doused her with chloroform and slit her throat out back.

Oh, don't say that, you'll make me an accessory.

Haha. Just joking. I'm me.

How are you?

Quite fine. Other than the scars. But they're kinda nice.

I'm glad. I was worried about you guys.

Thank you. We had... done it to help you all. Really... And... the end game just... we picked up the football and got penalized. Badly.

Also, sorry.

... it's okay. I nullified your contracts, so you don't have any loose ends to worry about with him.

Thanks... though don't know why... He's risky to deal with...

He's a pain in the ass to keep in.

... Permission to call you a moron, Princess?

You wouldn't be the first.

... did you just call me Princess?

You're a complete blockheaded moron.

Yes I did, Zelda.

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