thefifthmonarch | (no subject)

Ugh.

I can't believe how much friggin' useless make up I have. And I think I need a freaking haircut.

Oh, goodness. Who are you and what have you done with Wakahisa Noriko.

I doused her with chloroform and slit her throat out back.

Oh, don't say that, you'll make me an accessory.

Haha. Just joking. I'm me.

How are you?

Quite fine. Other than the scars. But they're kinda nice.

I'm glad. I was worried about you guys.

Thank you. We had... done it to help you all. Really... And... the end game just... we picked up the football and got penalized. Badly.

Also, sorry.

... it's okay. I nullified your contracts, so you don't have any loose ends to worry about with him.

Thanks... though don't know why... He's risky to deal with...

He's a pain in the ass to keep in.

... Permission to call you a moron, Princess?

You wouldn't be the first.

... did you just call me Princess?

You're a complete blockheaded moron.

Yes I did, Zelda.