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Souha, Shikou, and Shiyoko, I have Pro Opponents requesting you guys. Whenever you're available.

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... Someone's requested me?

Yes. I think they're from the same group of companies as that Dark Seer guy was from.

Aah... I see.

Well, at least I know my deck works well enough, so I'll be able to do that...

Righto.

Sounds like business is good.

It is though I wish it would pick up more.

I suspect you just bore easily, Noriko.

Though I admit I'm not immune to it either.

Maybe we should do something about that?

I kind of am, honestly. Finally.

I meant go out to dinner together.

Oh. Well, I can hardly refuse such an offer.

Are we bringing our loved-ones?

If you want. I was initially thinking me and you having dinner, but I can't see the harm in a six person dinner at some point.

I might see what the girls want to do, but I suppose both works fine.

Can we at least see how we get along together first? I don't want a big feast exploding and everyone pissy and mind-raped.

...point taken.

I was thinking a dinner altogether being at my place anyway.

I was thinking at a restaurant, to be frank.

Well, for the two of us.

I meant for the whole group, later on.

My place is available as well.

Mostly I wanted to host a gathering for a while.

People don't really take me up on it, though.

I dunno why... they're only stepping into a different universe that I hold complete control over, and from which they may never return.

I mean, you'd think they had some moral objection to me.

"I dunno why... they're only stepping into a different universe that I hold complete control over, and from which they may never return."

This is why, dahling.

There was some sarcasm in there, yes.

It's still very nice here. It's not like people have gone missing.

...

That can be traced as being directly caused by my place, anyway.

Not helping.

...it's not my fault that people seem to vanish around here.

Meaning Domino, DA, and the like.

I blame the Alien UFO Ninjas.

While those tentacled reptiles do make for... 'interesting' mental images considering the kidnapped, I don't really think they have the capacity for stealth. I might even say they're the anti-stealth.

Though that does bring up an interesting idea, is the concept of a 'ninja' fairly universal? Guerrilla warfare members who become myth to the point they're either unstoppable warriors or complete wastes of time? Depending on whether there's one, or a bunch, of course.

... Of what I understand of my journeys through time.

Yes.

Ninjas are that Universal.

Considering the main demographic that likes Ninjas, if Zombies were universal as well, I'd have to say that sentience comes with a certain amount of nerdity.

Which is kind of a scary thought.

Or perhaps just odd.

I've seen Ninja Zombie Pirates, interestingly enough.

...that's just horrible. Like something out of a 4th grade 'creative writing' journal.

You'd think they'd be embarassed.

...

I guess the whole 'zombie' thing probably fixed that, though.

...

How do you even GET zombie ninjas, honestly? They're just zombies who used to be ninjas. Zombies move slow and awkwardly, Ninjas are agile and move quickly.

They're agile quick awkward slow moving Zombies. With l33t stabbing skills, going YARR, and they know how to sing drinking songs.

They still get sea sick.

...that. That's kind of pathetic.

Though, I suppose the question has to be asked:

Can they do Thriller?

With the skills of the King of Pop.

That just doesn't seem right. But probably would be fun to watch all the same.

Quite. But would you mind going out with me to an Italian Restaurant?

It'd be my pleasure.

Be seeing you.

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