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[thefifthmonarch]

Yes. Before anyone asks, I do look younger. I kicked a Time Wizard last night and I'm stuck looking like a teenager. Yes. I will be continuing to teach classes, as it's an unavailable concern and I am of my mental faculties. No, you may not use this as an excuse to stare at me lewdly.

[Private Note to Souha, Saikou, Sadame, Shian, etc.]
This is a lie.

[Private to Souha]
I meant to ask this before: Would you like free reign over your gender.

Comments

[Private]

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

... I'm admittedly very surprised.

Re: [Private]

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Why?

Re: [Private]

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

I never expected you to make yourself, well... Younger, again.

... I'm not against it though, for the record, it's just quite surprising.

Re: [Private]

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Saiga came back and it inspired me to be a kid again. Oddly, I feel more mature as a teenager than as an adult. How's that work out, dahling?

Re: [Private]

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

... I truly have no idea.

But, at long as you're happy like this, it's good.

Re: [Private]

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

My hair is long, I look prettier, and it makes people underestimate me. What's not to be happy about.

Re: [Private]

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Also, would you be terribly angry if I ate the dumber me with the pigtails?

[Private]

[keepersouha.livejournal.com]

Yes, please.

Re: [Private]

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Would you like a tacky belt or just the painful power to do so, or...

Re: [Private]

[keepersouha.livejournal.com]

... or...?

I mean I could probably deal with the pain, but...

Re: [Private]

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

How do you want this to work?

Re: [Private]

[keepersouha.livejournal.com]

Well... What other ideas did you have?

Re: [Private]

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

It could be the tacky belt, or painful natural ability, or magic command to do it, or it could be by playing cards, or if it rains...

[monomyth]

Why did you kick a Time Wizard?

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Because they're small, tiny, and annoying and keep shouting "TIME. MAGIC."

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

... Time Wizard results always make this Saikou-sama very confused.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

How so, dahling?

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

Because it makes you smaller and younger and it feels odd to consider you my mother now.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

We can adjust that if you want.

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

... Why?

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

This is going to be jarring.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Why?

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

Because you looked older than me and now you look younger than me.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

I was a teenager when I was pulled out of my body, etc.

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

I understand that.

It's still jarring.