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[thefifthmonarch]

Yes. Before anyone asks, I do look younger. I kicked a Time Wizard last night and I'm stuck looking like a teenager. Yes. I will be continuing to teach classes, as it's an unavailable concern and I am of my mental faculties. No, you may not use this as an excuse to stare at me lewdly.

[Private Note to Souha, Saikou, Sadame, Shian, etc.]
This is a lie.

[Private to Souha]
I meant to ask this before: Would you like free reign over your gender.

Comments

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

No no no, this is not an issue of comfort.

This is an issue of confusion. Though admittedly many things confuse this Saikou-sama.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

And I'd like you to be comfortable and enlightened. ... Have you considered wearing glasses.

List them.

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

... no...?

Almost everything.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should. At least reading glasses.

... How.

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

... Why though? I do not need reading glasses!

They just do!

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

They make your magnificence even more magnificent.

The things that feel like they're the most dangerous at the moment?

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

... Would they?

... I don't know.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Has this Glorious Noriko-kami-sama ever steered you wrong?

... Make a list, honey.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Okay, we'll start with Microwaves, Mirrors, Electric Toothbrushes, Water Beds, Pop-up Books, 3D glasses, and the fact space-time is curved.

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

... ?? Very well.