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[thefifthmonarch]

I AM GOING TO KILL THOSE TWO BIMBOS.

EUSEBIUS, SHIKOU, WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!?

... And I'm pretty sure there's a small blonde girl standing at my gates.

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[thefifthmonarch]

I threw you out because you decided to be a badly written Tony Stark.

... Cybernetics?

[becomeanwarrior]

Wow, that's bullshit, I just wanted to make sure that we checked out all avenues of advancement.

Well. Cybernetics. A bit of ad-hoc reverse engineering, and a lot of physical machine work. It isn't pretty, but it's functional.

[thefifthmonarch]

... What did you reverse engineer?

[becomeanwarrior]

Myself, more or less.

[thefifthmonarch]

...

Oh great, a bunch of Gigantechs everywhere, hurping and durping. So not only do you go solo and be a shitty Tony Stark, but you decide to be a shitty me.

[becomeanwarrior]

I'M NOT BEING YOU GODDAMMIT

and it's pretty much 99% human tech and-or shit i cobbled together out of duct tape. I'm not retarded enough to give everyone full Gigantech power.

[thefifthmonarch]

So you get to be the tallest midget. Oh great, especially when the other spirits probably have some inkling how Gigantech Tech works, yup. Brilliant idea.

[becomeanwarrior]

And now I remember why I felt better about thinking you were dead, yup. Beautiful attitude to have there.

[thefifthmonarch]

I'm saying "You're basically telling Computer Duel Spirits: Please, by all means, hack and take over humanity."

Dumbass.

[becomeanwarrior]

Which is why there's only maybe half a dozen prototypes currently working and I've been testing them all on myself, since, surprise surprise, no one else wants to help me do this shit so I have to work from scratch all by myself.

Yes, fucking wonderful.

[thefifthmonarch]

Because. It's. Bad. Juju.

Why do you think I'm encouraging Earth grown technologies?

[becomeanwarrior]

You're also encouraging everyone cross over with a fox or a dragon or whatever your flavor of the month is, and there doesn't seem to be "bad juju" around that.

[beastkingnaoma]

his boobs are not nearly as nice as yours.

[becomeanwarrior]

Suck-up degenerate.

[beastkingnaoma]

robot fetishist shut-in.

[becomeanwarrior]

Lug-headed asshole.

[beastkingnaoma]

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over how bitter you are.

[becomeanwarrior]

And I can't hear you over how muffled you come out with your head stuffed up your own ass.

[beastkingnaoma]

Oh please, tell me about the monsters and how humanity needs to catch up or something.

You know there's this girl I should hook you up with, she's a fucking lunatic too.

[thefifthmonarch]

Noone can compare to my boobs.

Except that succubus ho.

[beastkingnaoma]

...Well let's not go nuts.

[thefifthmonarch]

I need to kill her too.

For trying to steal my men.

[beastkingnaoma]

...what.

[thefifthmonarch]

Ai.

I must end her. And the witches.

And Shiroko and Shiyoko.

[beastkingnaoma]

..Noriko.

You need to relax.