[Event Post]

[thefifthmonarch]

::So, you're near the waterfront. Well, there's a skantily clad older lady covered in sea weed and coral with a cartoonish trident. Riding a giant half-insectoid fish with mechanical legs and pipes. She seems to be ranting about new order, paradigm shifts, and synergy.

Clearly you should bean sanity into her.::

Comments

[theheadmonarch]

::She's kind of a plush auntie type with soft curves that were missing around her stomach.

... Meanwhile, there's a giant hideous insect... thing trying to swing down on you.::

... Huh buh wha.

[out_of_place]

"I ALREADY SAID I'M THE COD OF WAR!"

She shrieks that, the invisible force pummeling the insect relentlessly.

[theheadmonarch]

... What. Did. You. Do.

::Staring in disbelief.::

[out_of_place]

"Huh. Nothing. Forget it auntie."

She pats Noriko's had.

[theheadmonarch]

But. I. There was. Oh god...

::Plops onto the street baffled.::

[out_of_place]

"A bug. I don't know why."

[theheadmonarch]

... I am going to kill that man.

::She's clearly too angry. She needs to be smiley or she will go get tummy tucks and visit spas and get cheap tans.::

[out_of_place]

"You should relax."

Still patting your head.

[theheadmonarch]

But evil white haired insect guy.

[out_of_place]

"If I find him I will bring him to justice by which I mean pummel him furiously."

Pat pat.

[theheadmonarch]

But he's my problem. I should take care of him. And I'm not 16 right now, so can you stop patting me.

[out_of_place]

"Wat"

[theheadmonarch]

What do you mean "wat"?

[out_of_place]

"Why would you be 16?"

[thefifthmonarch]

::Pops down to Teenriko, still in the labcoat and a kid's version of Auntieriko's clothes.::

Because I am?

[out_of_place]

"....Wat."

[thefifthmonarch]

Whaddya mean "Wat".

[out_of_place]

"Why are you two people."

[thefifthmonarch]

Because I'm a goddess!

::Flails like a kid.::

[out_of_place]

"I'm a coddess."

[thefifthmonarch]

::Gets up, dusting herself off.::

... Why are you a Cod anyway? The International Fish Convention?

[out_of_place]

"I was gonna fish."

She leans in and whispers.

"The fish don't suspect one of their own."

[thefifthmonarch]

I know, right? That's how I convinced them I was their empress. It's a perfect strategy.

[out_of_place]

"Exactly."

[thefifthmonarch]

Go, become the Second Empress of the Seas. Claim your birthright and ascend to glory!

::Pushes you towards the waterfront. o3o ::