[Event Post]

[thefifthmonarch]

::So you find Noriko standing in the park next to a blonde girl. Said girl is on her knees, holding her face and screaming.::

Comments

[memoryistime]

*why are girls screaming in the park.*

[thefifthmonarch]

::You dunno, but your mistress seems pleased with herself.::

[memoryistime]

*... ... should I even go near...*

[thefifthmonarch]

::That is your choice. Is she that much of a psycho.::

[memoryistime]

*crying girls are very uneasy things to go near.

He'd expect she wouldn't do anything unnecessary in the middle of the park, but...

Well, would you ever want to willingly go near anyone who's crying like that.*

[thefifthmonarch]

::... Notices you. The girl's voice goes out, she's still screaming on the inside, though.::

Yes?

[memoryistime]

... You are aware how much of an uncomfortable scene this is, correct?

*he says that a little flatly*

[thefifthmonarch]

... It's a necessary evil, and let me having won without much damage done to the surrounding environment.

[memoryistime]

*... he seems to sigh just slightly*

What exactly occurred here?

[thefifthmonarch]

Akae tried to attack me, tell me to get a real job, and nearly turned me into a boring suit.

[memoryistime]

*... he gives a blank look.*

I am... Uncertain as to how that would happen...

[thefifthmonarch]

...

Mind Control.

[memoryistime]

... I am certain it would be troublesome, if she attempted to wear you as a suit.

*... ... you can already tell he's thinking on this a bit too literally. this is why you don't use stuff like "boring suit" around him.*

[thefifthmonarch]

... Oh. No no, she wanted me to act like a generic, boring office worker with no emotions and who insults people for not having real jobs.

[memoryistime]

*... ... he tilts his head, looking confused.*

You mean she wished for you to become a servant?

[thefifthmonarch]

... In the corporate frame work of society, yes.

[memoryistime]

I see. That would be troublesome.

I do not know how you would survive, if that became the case.

[thefifthmonarch]

... Huh? Whaddya mean?

[memoryistime]

Having no emotions and insulting others.

It would be counter-productive to living, unless if you were going to die to become this...

[thefifthmonarch]

... Nah. Mind control wizard bullshit magic.

[memoryistime]

... I imagine you would not survive long, then.

An anti-social unemotional standard sounds very unintuitive.

It is more the question of why she was attempting to do such a thing to you.

[thefifthmonarch]

...

::Whistles elevator music for a moment.::

Apparently an evil twin of Shiroko's that destroys dreams and makes people office drones.

[memoryistime]

... Why?

[thefifthmonarch]

::More elevator music.::

Because its mistress hates dreams.

[memoryistime]

... Mistress? Who?