[Event Post]

[thefifthmonarch]

::Is hanging upside down from a lamp post. ... She's hanging from icky slimy stuff. And looks annoyed.::

Comments

[observershikou]

*... well.*

... Noriko, are you. Stuck?

[thefifthmonarch]

No, I'm just hanging here by my own violation, trying to baffle people with the mystery of the magical hanging girl of the lamp post.

[observershikou]

... Ah... Well, good luck with that, then...?

*... you might have forgotten that he takes things a bit at face-value, Noriko*

[thefifthmonarch]

Shikou, that's sarcasm.

::Groans.::

[observershikou]

-- Ah! Sorry. Sorry, sorry. I couldn't... Er, do you need help getting down?

[thefifthmonarch]

It would be nice. If you have the time.

[observershikou]

*tries to consider as he looks over your situation. Should he try to pull you down? Climb up and try to free you from the sticky mess? Hmm...*

[thefifthmonarch]

::Plays a game on her PDA as your consider.::

[observershikou]

... Hold out your hands, Noriko, for me to reach.

[becomeanwarrior]

[Stare.]

Should I ask?

[thefifthmonarch]

Your second ex.

[becomeanwarrior]

Ugh. Kouji.

Really need to get a bead on her.

[thefifthmonarch]

Me and Shiroko both beat her, I think. Problem is, she punches your lights out when you start talking to her.

[becomeanwarrior]

...Well, that doesn't sound too hard. I can probably take care of that part.

[GIGANTECHS UP, grabbing the lampost and bending it so you can get down.]

[thefifthmonarch]

Onni. I'm a magical goddess princess. She knocked me out.

::her legs are stuck 'cuz goo.::

[becomeanwarrior]

It's still my job, dammit. >:<

[Grabs a stick and pokes at the goo. Trying to figure out how to dislodge you.]

[thefifthmonarch]

::Your stick is now stuck in the goo.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"You have to pull out the core, lady."

He's standing there, staring.

[thefifthmonarch]

... What core?

[beastkingnaoma]

"The big shiny blue one on her solar plexus!"

[thefifthmonarch]

?.?

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Did. Did you miss it."

[thefifthmonarch]

yes.

[beastkingnaoma]

"LOOK AT THE LONGHORN CARD."

[thefifthmonarch]

Looking at cards is dumb, why should I.