thefifthmonarch: (What a Disappointment)
::You find yourself out "Club Noriko". A very ritzy club with a Noriko dressed as a bouncer, who is regularly denying people from entering.::
thefifthmonarch: (WTF is wrong with you!?)
SADAME. SHIAN. I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU.
thefifthmonarch: (Older Noriko - Still Noriko)
::So, you're near the waterfront. Well, there's a skantily clad older lady covered in sea weed and coral with a cartoonish trident. Riding a giant half-insectoid fish with mechanical legs and pipes. She seems to be ranting about new order, paradigm shifts, and synergy.

Clearly you should bean sanity into her.::
thefifthmonarch: (Did You Say 'Orange'?)
::Is hanging upside down from a lamp post. ... She's hanging from icky slimy stuff. And looks annoyed.::
thefifthmonarch: (Did You Say 'Orange'?)
First off, Shinoko's on suspension, and well, finished her suspension to be honest.

Moving on, me and Shiroko are going Kouji hunting. Wish us luck.
thefifthmonarch: (WTF is wrong with you!?)
Journal Post
You know, what I think I should look into at some point? Getting a Ninja Duelist.

Event Post
::So if you walk past the waterway/canal/river flowing in a greener part of town. The one where Osiris got summoned, you'll find Noriko reading.

Alternatively, you can find her sitting at one of the statues near the academy main building. Reading.

Either way, she's wearing glasses and looks utterly disgusted at what she's reading. It's a book on babies and pregnancy.::
thefifthmonarch: (WTF is wrong with you!?)
WHO ATE MY CAKE BOX!?
thefifthmonarch: (What a Disappointment)
::Somewhere down town, probably in less populated or outright abandoned buildings, you find Noriko slumming about. The general atmosphere of the place seems a bit bleak and grey, with the sky cloudy.

She's mostly walking about, kicking bottles and cans in front of her absentmindedly. She seems a bit down, muttering to herself.

Clearly she needs hugs. Or a pep-talk.::
thefifthmonarch: (How You Build Souha)
As per my work:

Mister and Misses Eusebius,

your daughter seems to be suffering a mental breakdown.
thefifthmonarch: (Default)
Being stuck in a jar sucks.
thefifthmonarch: (Say What)
So I'm going to go hunt aliens. Anyone got any tips?
thefifthmonarch: (What a Disappointment)
So I read this surreal editorial in the newspaper today, by one Anony Mouse. It called the women in Domino too fat and too curvaceous to be healthy. But that wasn't the weird part. It's summation for why being too plump is a bad thing has nothing to do with health or loss of income due to weight bias.

It's because you might be too fat to fit into a chair to save the world.
thefifthmonarch: (Still Noriko)
::So wherever you are other person, Noriko has just suddenly appeared in your personal space and looks around, shouting "YOSH!" or "YATTA!" or some variation.::
thefifthmonarch: (Default)
When a mother adopts a child, should she change the child's name beyond the legal reasons?
thefifthmonarch: (WTF is wrong with you!?)
I AM GOING TO KILL THOSE TWO BIMBOS.

EUSEBIUS, SHIKOU, WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!?

... And I'm pretty sure there's a small blonde girl standing at my gates.
thefifthmonarch: (Shy Noriko)
c-can someone g-get ms. v-van der aart... s-she keeps yelling and s-screaming outside and s-shaking the gates. A-and I'm a-afraid t-the guards m-might d-do s-something...
thefifthmonarch: (Shy Noriko)
... um... er... ... sorry.

::So Noriko, probably before this shit happened to her, got you guys gifts. Let's see what they are.

Jinn, these are a bunch of books on Cryptids, OOParts, Atlantis, Lemuria, etc.

Susan, you got some shitty granite wizard statues, magic themed pajamas and slippers and a list of single nuclear physicist-Olympian-model-medical doctors.

Onni, this is a book called "Why Trans-Humanism and The Singularity are Hipster Fads". And a bunch of pictures of Shiroko as a Dragon Girl and a Fox Girl.

Shikou, you got a book on how to handle Poly-amorous Relationships. And Sword Polish. And Hair Conditioner. And a book called "So you've been turned into a woman.

Souha, these are sketches of your wife's insides as done by herself and previous doctors, as well as a compiled medical report. And a foil of that cool Cockatrice-Basilisk Monster.

Suguru, some nice perfumes, some fancy chocolates. And a figurine of Ultimate Insect LV7.

Sanshi, an IOU for whatever you want.

Shian, a note saying you're free to go wherever you want and for helping her so much despite her crazy requests. And a pair of tickets to South Korea for early next year.

Sadame, a scrapbook of everything she could find on your brother and your son, and one else related. And owl themed clothes.

Saikou, a variety of pretty dresses.

Sekuta, an IOU for private consultation.

Juudai, an action figure of Magma Neos, and a compiled report of People and Spirits whose lives have been improved by you.

Saiga, a bunch of compilations of various Comic Series you like.::
thefifthmonarch: (Shy Noriko)
... C-christmas. p-party... invitation...

Event Post
::So you're a friend of Noriko's, or a friend of a friend of her's. Well, you've gotten an invite to a Christmas party at her mansion.

If you go, inside the mansion, in a very nice hall: There's punch, themed food, Christmas music. A Christmas Tree. Christmas Cakes. It's all very nice and glittery. And not a sign of the hostess in sight unless you know her. The poor thing is terribly timid tonight.::
thefifthmonarch: (Shy Noriko)
... ... ...

sorry

Event
::You find this really shy girl with short brown hair downtown, in a rather decent skirt and jacket. She has cute short brown hair. And really shy. Like she has a lot of trouble making eye contact, fiddling with her PDA, nervously. She clearly needs help.::
thefifthmonarch: (What a Disappointment)
So, apparently I'm very bad at grasping Risk vs Reward. ... That. Kind of explains a lot.

Profile

thefifthmonarch: (Default)
Wakahisa, Noriko a.k.a. Gren Maju Da Eiza

March 2016

S M T W T F S
   12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
2728293031  

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated May. 22nd, 2025 11:59 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios